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Reading Digest – 30 August 2012   Leave a comment

“Alright Callahan, I got some new partners for you: a woman, a cute little kid, an ugly old dog, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun.” – Crusty Police Chief

FNLogo It’s below all the Paul Ryan love notes, but this is fun:

Make My Convention

The story actually does contain an anonymous source saying it’s Eastwood, but that doesn’t mean you can’t chew up some space with speculation:

New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, a new face of Christian conservativism, is another name being bandied about as the possible speaker.

Rachel Ayers, a senior at High Point University in North Carolina who was touring the convention center Wednesday morning, lighted up at the mention of Tebow.

“Tim Tebow would be amazing,” said Ayers, who with several others also wanted to see a former Bush president or first lady.

Oh, please let it be Tebow.  ESPN would explode. 

CNNlogo Stop the presses:

Fun Grandma (Not from the Onion)

CNN is the most trusted name in elderly fun.

usatodaylogo 

Analysis: Ryan says ‘America needs a turnaround’

Uh, “Analysis”? 

redstatelogo With the Paul Ryan fluffing well covered by the grown ups, the kiddies are free to take aim at the old standby:

Why Ron Fournier Proves Mitt Romney Must Beat The Liberal Media, Not Woo Them

Truly conservative media knows that basking in the reflected glow of the convention is for wimps, the real right wing can be and is resentful at all times. 

Posted August 30, 2012 by Charlie Sweatpants in Reading Digest, The Critic

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