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Minority Report Card: The Vampire Diaries, Gossip Girl and More.   Leave a comment

“Homer, listen carefully. John is a homo…”-Marge Simpson

“Right.”-Homer Simpson

“…sexual.”-Marge Simpson

“Ahhh!”-Homer Simpson

For every major network premiere this season I will be looking at whether it passes the Bechdel test, a test that asks whether the premiere has two female characters who have a conversation about something other than a man. I will also see whether it passes the same test modified to apply to people of color (the “Troy and Abed test”) and then modified to apply to queer people (the “Will and Jack test”).

Not only am I watching every premiere, but I’m continuing to watch every show until it passes at least one test. So, before I get into the premieres, here are the shows that still hadn’t passed anything as of last week.

Vegas (CBS)

This show failed to pass a single test with its first two episodes. The results below reflect the third episode.

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Although it still didn’t come close to passing any of the tests, this episode had a handful of prominent, distinctive female characters and people of color.

CSI: NY (CBS)

This failed to pass a single test with its first two episodes. The results below reflect the third episode.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: After failing with the first two episodes, this one had several scenes that were just two women talking.

American Dad! (Fox)

This failed to pass a single test with its first episode. The results below reflect the second episode.

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This episode has two bisexual characters besides Roger and still can’t manage to pass. It’s like they’re trying.

And now onto this week’s premieres!

The Cleveland Show (Fox)

The third show created by Seth MacFarlane returned this week.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This is one of the only shows on network TV about a non-white family.

Gossip Girl (The CW)

This drama about rich young people in New York’s Upper East Side returns for its final season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Shockingly, a show that focuses on the beautiful and incredibly rich is not great at diversity.

90210 (The CW)

This reboot of the ’90s teen drama returns for another season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: The show does have two queer characters (Trevor Donovan’s Teddy Montgomery and Jessica Lowndes’s Adrianna Tate-Duncan), but Adrianna’s bisexuality hasn’t come up in over a season and it’s unclear whether she now identifies as straight.

Arrow (The CW)

This new show about The Green Arrow premiered this week.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: There is definitely a major focus on wealthy white heterosexual males on this show.

Nashville (ABC)

This new show pits Connie Britton as a reigning queen of country music against Hayden Panettiere as a young up and comer.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: The setting of the country music scene doesn’t lend itself to a lot of diversity, but we’ll see what they do with it.

Chicago Fire (NBC)

This new show about firefighters in Chicago premiered this week.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This show does have one queer character, lesbian Leslie Shay (Lauren German). The scene that established that she’s gay was pretty awkward, but hopefully they’ll handle her better in the future.

The Vampire Diaries (The CW)

This supernatural drama returned for another season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: I haven’t seen every episode, but I think all witches are black people and vis versa.

Beauty and the Beast (The CW)

This new show about a beautiful young woman and a hunky alleged beast premiered this week.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: The show features two women of color as partner detectives. Hopefully they’ll add some queer characters soon.

Minority Report Card: Supernatural, Once Upon a Time and More.   Leave a comment

“Pita? Well, I don’t know about food from the Middle East. Isn’t that whole area a little iffy?”-Helen Lovejoy

“Hey, I’m no geographer. You and I, why don’t we call it ‘pocket bread’, huh?”-Fleeta-a-Pita Saleswoman

For every major network premiere this season I will be looking at whether it passes the Bechdel test, a test that asks whether the premiere has two female characters who have a conversation about something other than a man. I will also see whether it passes the same test modified to apply to people of color (the “Troy and Abed test”) and then modified to apply to queer people (the “Will and Jack test”).

Not only am I watching every premiere, but when a premiere fails every test, I’ll continue to watch it until it passes at least one of them. Here are the results for episode two of each of the shows whose premieres failed every test:

Vegas (CBS)

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Yup, I’m stuck watching this show for another week.

Elementary (CBS)

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: I’m glad this show passed the first two tests in its second episode because failing at them when you have the most famous Asian woman in America as one of your leads is pretty embarrassing. Hopefully they’ll get some queer representation in there at some point.

Two and a Half Men (CBS)

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This episode managed to pass thanks to a scene where Waldon’s ex-girlfriend talks to her daughter.

Person of Interest (CBS)

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Amy Acker makes one badass villain and, while she’s clearly third banana, Taraji P. Henson’s character still has a pretty good part.

Last Resort (ABC)

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Last week I mentioned that it’s surprising that this show’s first episode failed every test since it has some very prominent women and people of color. So, it makes sense that the second episode passed the first two tests easily. They just gotta get more queer characters up in here.

CSI: NY (CBS)

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: I hope this show’s representation gets better so that I can stop watching it every week.

Now that those shows are out of the way, let’s move on to this week’s premieres!

The Simpsons (Fox)

The least favorite show of this blog’s founder is back for yet another season!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: The abysmal representation on this show is made worse by the fact that most of the prominent people of color are voiced by Hank Azaria.

Bob’s Burgers (Fox)

This animated family sitcom is back for a third season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: I wish this show had better representation of people of color and queer people because it has fantastic female characters, does a great job portraying a working class family living within their means and is generally awesome.

Family Guy (Fox)

Seth MacFarlane’s first show returns for another season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Jokes where the punch line is “look how sexist we can be” or “look how racist we can be” are to be expected.

American Dad! (Fox)

Seth Macarlane’s second show returns for another season.

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: It’s unfortunate that possibly the most prominent male bisexual character on television is a cartoon alien, but at least they don’t shy away from sexualizing him and giving him romantic plot lines, rather than making his bisexuality solely a throwaway joke. Since the premiere failed all three tests, I’ll be watching it again next week.

666 Park Avenue (ABC)

This show has John Locke playing the devil.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: It’s cool that this show features a prominent woman of color over 40. Hopefully they’ll add some queer characters soon.

Revenge (ABC)

This popular guilty pleasure returns for a second season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This show has a prominent male bisexual who isn’t a cartoon alien, so that’s nice.

The Amazing Race (CBS)

This popular reality show returns for yet another season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Pass

Notes: The premiere easily passed every test before the first commercial break.

Once Upon a Time (ABC)

This show about fairy tale characters in a modern setting returns for a second season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This has been complained about on a lot of other sites, but I’ll just point out that they decided to make Mulan in love with Lancealot instead of a Chinese man.

The Good Wife (CBS)

This legal procedural crossed with a family drama returns.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Pass

Notes: I’m not 100% sure that the woman Kalinda talked to is also gay, but it definitely seemed like that was what we were supposed to gather from their conversation.

Supernatural (The CW)

This fantasy show returns for an eighth season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This has never been a progressive show, so I was pleasantly surprised when it passed the first two tests. Adding Kevin Tran as a prominent character was definitely a good choice. I feel weird saying it failed the third test since this is subtextually the gayest show on television and the jury is out on most of the male characters, but I have to go ahead and only count overtly queer characters for these purposes.

30 Rock (NBC)

Tina Fey’s series returns for its final season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: There’s a lot of discussion of whether this show is actually good for women, minorities and the queer community. A quick Google search for “30 Rock representation” comes up with articles from Genders.org, Huffington Post, Out Magazine and Fringe Magazine on the first page and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Personally, I think it started off strong and then turned into a show about how rich white people are awesome, but obviously there’s a wide array of different opinions out there.

The Mentalist (CBS)

Detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: They just need some queer characters.

Hart of Dixie (The CW)

This show about a pretty young doctor in a small southern town returns for its second season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This is an excellent show for women and has fairly good representation of African Americans (though I didn’t notice any people from other racial minorities). A queer character would be nice.

Raising Hope (Fox)

This family sitcom returns for a third season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: The scene in the premiere that focused on the three female characters was a fantastic example of women being hilarious and frankly discussing sex and relationships. This show also does a good job portraying a working class family. I wish they had more prominent people of color– I suggest making Virginia’s Latina coworkers a bigger part of the show. Last season had a fantastic episode about a trans woman (“The Men of New Natesville”).

Minority Report Card: Grey’s Anatomy, The Big Bang Theory and More.   Leave a comment

“Oh, so that’s it. This is some kind of underwear thing.”-Homer Simpson

For every major network premiere this season I will be looking at whether it passes the Bechdel test, a test that asks whether the premiere has two female characters who have a conversation about something other than a man. I will also see whether it passes the same test modified to apply to people of color (the “Troy and Abed test”) and then modified to apply to queer people (the “Will and Jack test”). This week was by far the biggest week for premieres of the season– I’ve got 33 of them for you! So let’s begin. Note: Last night’s premieres are not included below. They’ll be in next week’s report because I’m only human and sleep is important.

Guys with Kids (NBC)

This new sitcom’s title says it all. The results below only reflect the pilot and not the episode that NBC called the “premiere.”

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This is possibly the most sexist show I’ve seen since Work It. The problems begin with the title. It’s a show about six heterosexual couples, yet they decided to call it Guys with Kids so you’d know which part you’re supposed to actually care about. Throughout the pilot the guys complain about how Sheila (Childrens Hospital‘s Erinn Hayes), the ex-wife of Chris (Jesse Bradford), is a monster because she makes all the decisions with their son. Then in the climax Chris stands up to her by saying that since he’s the father she just has to trust him. Nothing about making the decisions together or compromising. Just expressing the exact sentiment that they spent the whole episode claiming made Sheila a monster. There’s also a bizarre joke where Sheila says she has a date and Nick (Zach Cregger) reacts with shock and asks, “With a man?!” I can’t even tell if that joke is homophobic because it’s so odd. The only positive thing I can say about this show is that the African American couple is about as prominent is the other two couples. That’s it.

Animal Practice (NBC)

This new sitcom features a monkey in a lab coat. The results below reflect the pilot and not the episode that NBC called the “premiere.”

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: There are three women and two people of color in the main cast. Too bad all of these characters are one dimensional.

How I Met Your Mother (CBS)

This sitcom returns for an eighth season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: I can’t tell you how sick I am of shows about large groups of friends in New York that don’t include any people of color or queer people. That’s quite unlikely.

Partners (CBS)

This is a new sitcom from the creators of Will & Grace about two best friends, one gay and one straight, and their respective partners.

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Pass

Notes: I was a fan of Will & Grace, but I was always bothered by the lack of diversity. Aside from the fact that almost everyone in the cast was white, bisexuals and gay women were treated mostly as a joke. Based on the pilot, this show seems like more of the same.

2 Broke Girls (CBS)

This series about two waitresses in Brooklyn returns for a second season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Obviously, Bechdel is where this show really shines. The female leads are distinct and complex and discuss their sexuality with frankness. However, the portrayal of people of color and people from foreign countries on this show is horrifying.

Mike & Molly (CBS)

The sitcom that won an Emmy for having its lead star in Bridesmaids returns. 

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This season premiere had the sort of extremely homophobic plot line that I honestly didn’t think TV shows tried to get away with any more. Watching CBS is like traveling back in time. As distracting and awful as that element of the premiere was, the show in general is one of the only shows to represent plus-size people in a positive way, letting them be the fully developed leads instead of just being a joke.

Dancing with the Stars: All Stars (ABC)

This reality show about celebrities ballroom dancing is returning with an “all stars” season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Based on what I could scrounge up from Wikipedia, the only queer person involved in the competition is dancer Louis Van Amstel.

NCIS (CBS)

Detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Although there aren’t any queer characters in the main cast of this show, they’ve apparently done some quality gay story lines in the past.

NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)

Detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Honestly, these shows are all blurring together in my memory and Google didn’t turn up any interesting articles, so I have nothing to add to my results.

The Mindy Project (Fox)

Mindy Kaling (The Office) produced and stars in this new sitcom.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This is one of the only shows on TV where the clear lead is a woman of color and the first show ever produced by and starring an Indian person. It’d be nice to see some queer representation on it in the future.

Ben and Kate (Fox)

This new sitcom is about a single mother and her brother.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: With only one person of color in the main cast and no queer characters, the representation on this show could stand to improve.

New Girl (Fox)

The hit sitcom starring Zooey Deschanel returns for a second season. They premiered with two episodes, so below are the results of both.

Episode 2.1

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Episode 2.2

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Winston and CeCe, the two people of color in the cast, are both quite funny and well-developed, but aren’t as prominent as the three main white characters. Even in the second episode of season two, which dealt with Winston’s family, the focus was on Schmidt’s relationship with Winston’s family. Season one introduced a lesbian character named Sadie (June Diane Raphael) who was established as one of Jess’s best friends. Here’s hoping we see more of her in season two.

Vegas (CBS)

This new show explores the rivalry between Michael Chiklis and Dennis Quaid in 1960s Las Vegas.

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: “Historical accuracy” is a decent excuse for not having a large number of women and people of color, but there’s no reason the women and people of color that we saw in this episode couldn’t have been more prominent. Since this show failed all three tests, I’m going to continue watching it and reporting back until it passes at least one of them.

Private Practice (ABC)

This Grey’s Anatomy spin-off focuses on doctors in prenatal care and pediatrics.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: As far as I can tell there aren’t any queer characters on this show, which seems odd for a Shonda Rhimes show.

Castle (ABC)

Detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This show has a strong female lead, Nathan Fillion’s charming smile and not much else.

Hawaii Five-0 (CBS)

Flashy detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: I’m not sure, but I think this might be the only show on TV where Asian characters are given entire scenes alone together.

The Neighbors (ABC)

This new show is about a family that moves into a neighborhood occupied entirely by aliens.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: It’s weird that these aliens don’t understand how humans eat, but have gender roles down perfectly. That could be satirical, but I’m hesitant about giving this show too much credit.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC)

Detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Like many of these cop/detective shows, the best thing I can say about it is that it has a strong female lead.

CSI (CBS)

Detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This show could really use a queer main character, since the vast majority of the minor characters that show up are criminals or suspects, so it’s hard to show minor characters in a positive light.

The Middle (ABC)

This family sitcom returns for a fourth season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This is not a progressive show. This is the kind of show where a wealthy family with no major problems regularly wonders if anyone has it worse off than them or is crazier than them.

Modern Family (ABC)

This Emmy darling about an extended family returns.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Pass

Notes: The show fulfilled its basic promise by easily passing all my tests.

Scandal (ABC)

The Shonda Rhimes show that’s not about doctors returns for a second season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This is another show where the clear lead is a woman of color. There is also a queer main character, Jeff Perry’s Cyrus Beene. Last year’s season finale gave us a scene between Cyrus and his husband. I’m hoping season two will have more scenes between the two of them.

Elementary (CBS)

This new show capitalizes on the fact that Sherlock Holmes is now in the public domain.

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Despite the fact that the second most prominent character on the show is a woman of color, this show failed every test. I’ll keep watching it and posting the results every week until it passes one of them.

Criminal Minds (CBS)

Detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Yet another detective procedural that boasts strong female characters but not much else.

The Big Bang Theory (CBS)

This hit sitcom returns for another season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Sheldon seems distinctly asexual, but they don’t truly acknowledge it and at the end of this episode Raj may have asked a guy out. It’s like they knew I had to decide whether this show has two queer characters interacting and they just wanted to mess with me. However, since Sheldon’s asexuality and Raj maybe asking a guy out were both treated as jokes, I’m going to go ahead and give this a fail until we get more elaboration.

Two and a Half Men (CBS)

Despite the fact that the titular “half man” is now enough of a full man to be in the army, this sitcom is still plugging away.

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This is another show that seems like it’s trying to mess with me– Alan and Waldon have a rather serious seeming conversation about how they’d like to have sex with each other. However, the laugh track throughout tells me to count this as a fail. I’ll keep watching it and reporting back until it passes at least one of these tests.

Person of Interest (CBS)

The show where Benjamin Linus from Lost solves mysteries with Jesus returns for a second season.

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: Although this show failed Bechdel, the antagonist played wonderfully by Amy Acker is probably the most interesting character. I’ll keep watching until it passes at least one test.

Last Resort (ABC)

This new show follows ex-members of the U.S. military who settle on an island after refusing orders from the government.

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: The representation on this show is much better than the test results show. The lead character, Marcus Chaplin (played by Andre Braugher), is an African American man and there are lots of prominent women and people of color with prominent roles. I’ll keep watching until it passes at least one test and I have a good feeling this will get cleared up pronto.

Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)

The long-running medical drama returns for another year.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Pass

Will and Jack test: Pass

Notes: It’s not surprising that a Shonda Rhimes show would pass all three tests easily.

CSI: NY (CBS)

Detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Fail

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: I’ll keep watching this and reporting back until it passes at least one test.

Made in Jersey (CBS)

This show follows Martina Garetti (Janet Montgomery), a blue collar woman from New Jersey who gets a job at an upscale Manhattan law firm.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This features a large number of distinct, strong female characters and a sympathetic portrayal of a working class family. But, there are no queer characters and no prominent people of color.

Blue Bloods (CBS)

Detective procedural!

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: This once again falls into the “strong women but not much else” category, although in this one the female characters really aren’t that strong.

Fringe (Fox)

This sci-fi show returns for its final season.

Bechdel test: Pass

Troy and Abed test: Fail

Will and Jack test: Fail

Notes: The cast features only one person of color and no queer characters.