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Reading Digest – 9 October 2012   Leave a comment

“Let me explain something to you, alright?  We gotta get her half naked and put her out front, center stage.  And that’s gonna make ya’ll billionaires because America loves hot, white jailbait ass.” – Dr. Ditty
“Wait a minute, that’s the smartest thing I’ve ever heard anyone say about anything.” – Peter Griffin

CNNlogo The Palin phenomenon is on life support these days, but CNN will do whatever it can to keep it alive:

Reality 'Fight'

Tears and a fight on a reality game show?  Now that’s news!

FoxNationLogo FOX Jr. is having a good day this morning.  The liberal media is training its fire on Obama for once:

SNL & New Yorker (Trustworthy for Today)

You’ve gotta love the attention span of the nationalists.  They’ll unambiguously trumpet another media outlet one day then call it a biased cesspool the next.  Down page is a nice arrangement to imply that Obama is not only the food stamp president who’s tarnishing the sacred White House, he’s also the international Kenyan Muslim Socialist we’ve always known him to be:

Blinged Out, Food Stamp, Comintern

From left to right that’s Obama living it up in your White House, more of you-know-who living high on the hog on food stamps, and Dick Morris telling anyone who will listen that not only is he still relevant and not a crackpot, but that Obama is about to let those sodomite socialists at the United Nations tax you, the freedom loving American:

In our new book, "Here Come the Black Helicopters: UN Global Governance and the Loss of Freedom," Eileen and I describe how there is now pending in the U.N. all kinds of plans to tax Americans and redistribute their wealth – not to other Americans – but to other countries.  These taxes will not be like our U.N. dues paid by a vote of our Congress.  Nor akin to foreign aid which we choose to give.  They would be mandatory levies imposed by treaty on American citizens.  And, since they would be enumerated in a Treaty – not an act of Congress –  only the president and the Democratic Senate need be on board.  The Republican House has no role in the Treaty-making process.

No word on whether or not the plan includes microchips being installed in everyone’s butt and forced mating with ugly foreigners to create a global super race.  Maybe in the sequel.  Can’t burn through all your ideas in the first novel. 

DailyCallerLogo It’s a swing and a miss from Tucker & Friends this morning:

Keystone State FAIL You can’t have the big headline say that Romney is abandoning Pennsylvania when you have two little ones saying he could win.  You call yourself a propaganda outlet?  Shame on you.

Ah, this is better:

Lohan 'Porn'=Pageviews Galore!

Any way you can get Lindsay Lohan’s name and “porn” in the same story will undoubtedly result in enough elderly turgidity for lots of sweet, sweet pageview gold.  Speaking of porn for the elderly:

Rot in Hell, Mila Kunis, Tucker Never Thought You Were Hot

Mila Kunis was on the cover of some magazine this week (she’s FOX Nation’s “Pic of the Day” and there’s another story about it at Carlson’s House of Wingnut Welfare), thank goodness we have the the wrinkled lotharios of the Daily Caller to take her down a peg. 

usatodaylogo Uh, McPaper?:

North Korea says U.S. is within its missile range

North Korea also says that Kim Il Sung isn’t dead, he’s just resting.  I wouldn’t take their word for it, but what do I know?  I’m certainly not the nation’s second most popular newspaper.

Posted October 9, 2012 by Charlie Sweatpants in Family Guy, Reading Digest

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