“A hundred thousand for a picture of Britney peeing on a ladybug! Imagine what a photo of her crapping on a squirrel is worth!” – Kyle Broflovski
Atlanta is flush with the truly pointless this morning:
A celebrity break up plus Jay Leno and David Letterman doing their jobs, and that’s before we get to:
And:
Here’s what I don’t get. The video of the kid being stoned after getting her wisdom teeth removed is labeled “Distraction”, but the one about the celebrity relationships and the two about comedy programs doing comedy aren’t. Very odd editorial standards they have there.
Carlson’s House of Wingnut Welfare continues its mission to bring light spank material in a proper, conservative manner:
Coming tomorrow, which hospitals have the sexiest nurses and a revealing look at bras: which work better, front clasp or the other kind?
Balancing the sex versus the more important security and political connotations of something like the still expanding Petraeus story is a tricky job for even the most reserved and intelligent of news outlets. This is not how you do that:
We’re already reducing a person who isn’t accused of anything except unapproved sex as “Paula” and referring to her interactions with another woman, about whom the news knows even less, as a “cat fight”. Not that we should expect sobriety and intelligence from Newsweek Jr.:
Mickey’s News Club is also working the celebrity beat this morning:
There’s nothing quite as click worthy as extreme weight loss plus fame, but that doesn’t make it informative, and last I checked the word “News” was still part of the title down there.
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